10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth