10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury