10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Fold and live to fold again