10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson