10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "No river, no fish."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --