10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.