10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "No river, no fish."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!