10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim