10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"