10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Fold and live to fold again
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph