10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.