10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.