10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier