10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-