10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike