10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."