10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"