10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT