10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"