10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Welcome to kicker school
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22