10 Random Poker Quotes

• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."