10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth