10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003