10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003