10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth