10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"