10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson