10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.