10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--