10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..