10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."