10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.