10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"