10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm