10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "No river, no fish."