10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---