10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- im going to 2 out you to death
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."