10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger