10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Welcome to kicker school
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus