10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• It's Free To Fold...
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.