10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.