10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- It's Free To Fold...