10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek