10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.