10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill