10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Poker is for loners.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.