10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.