10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.