10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."