10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Poker is for loners.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester